Weight loss, that is guaranteed*

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The Oscar Neo juicer.  The answer to all my problems

* This is not a guarantee

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Decisions, decisions …

Okay so I’m online searching for easy answers to my problems.

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I could disappear to Poland for a few days for a ‘Conference’ and come back 16 pints of adipose tissue lighter.  That’s 2 gallons of lard

Sounds good but life isn’t all about hardship. I’d like to have a bit of fun too.  That’s when I discovered  ‘Tickle  liposuction’

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This guy even contacted me having read my last blog.

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On the one hand I know there are no easy answers on the other he’s wearing a white coat …

In the end I went for this

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